Feb 14 2010
LSP gets healthy
I don’t like it when kids drink soda pop to quench their thirst. Sometimes it pisses me off so much that i punch walrus in the face.
As some of you might know, LSP now sells Pocari Sweat which is like an original healthy ass drink since 1980. Its made by a Japanese pharmaceutical company, not a soda pop company so it should actually be good for you. Japanese people, just like Germans, always make good stuff.
You can definitely trust the Japanese to make great advertisements, like this one from 1986.
Anyway, we have about 100 bottles that we will give out. Basically, one free per entry (at least an hour) on Mondays-Thursdays till we run out.
Heheheh
Gotta love them skin-toned bodysuits.
yay poca!
Yesss, now I don’t have to walk to the yoga place for 100 plus.
guys its time u know the truth about pocari sweat….
during world war 2, the americans decided to drop 2 little nuclear bombs on a small town in japan to test a theory einstein had about the massive destruction that could come from an atom.the radiation from the nuclear bomb caused all sorts of mutations.some people started growing wings or extra toes and stuff like that.but there was this man called mr.pocari who used to keep a little hedgehog as a pet(he thought they were really cute). sadly this hedgehog was also in the radiation radius and it mutated into a weird litttle thing that looked absolutely horrible. the hedgehog was devastated and thought its life meant nothing anymore so it ran away.as it was running away it started to sweat and noticed how its sweat looked and felt different from usual.soon it tired from running and since there was no water around it decided to drink its own sweat.strangely after a few sips from the puddle of sweat the little hedgehog felt re-energised and re-vitalised. excited from this new discovery it ran back home and showed mr.pocari its magical new form of metabolic waste. mr.pocari was impressed and set up a factory in japan with a special modified treadmill that allowed the little hedgehog to run and then collect its sweat to be bottled.soon the hedgehog found a girlfrend and reproduced to produce more little freaks who sweat weird stuff.now the pocari factory has millions of these creatures running on treadmills and their sweat is collected and bottled and sold at all major skateparks.
Hell yea! LIKE THE GERMANS!
:(( gary i cant gooo~ :((
yum hedghehog sweat
HAHA!! PUNCH WALRUS IN THE FACE…
Mr Pocari…HOW DID YOU EVEN COME UP WITH THAT?!
does it acctually taste nice coz if it does then thats pretty cool. is it like red bull? coz red bull really isnt good for u :( which sucks coz it tastes really good.
Pure skills and imagination charles. Pure skills.
Like how i came up with mega ninja jedi grandmaster.
Im awesome like that.
pocari sweat is similar to 100plus, its not an “energy drink” like red bull.
btw we ran out of free drinks already, we started on thursday and a ton of people came today.
HAHA. nice gazzuh
at least the chic is haawt
xx